Hooker Shoes

Jeffrey Campbell Lace up Platforms £95; Office Platforms £67

I have a terrible craving for super high platforms hooker shoes! My eyes were opened the other day to actually how short I am when I attended a relatives 13th birthday party and about 90% of the kids there were taller than me! After being cast out of the adults circle and repeatly mistaken for a pre-teen I wasted away a couple of hours researching limb lengthening surgery..yup seriously...omg its gross! They basically break your leg bones and then slowly stretch them..it takes months of serious pain and physical therapy..who would do that?? Especially when there are such beautiful mega high shoes in the world! Soooo, which ones? I think the Jeffrey Campbells look a little more comfy...